I'm not kidding...

http://www.mightyape.co.nz/product/iProp-iPhone-Fan-White/21003779/

Because battery life should be measured in single digits.

All I can see is a person in-front of Memento with that in front of their face...

"Oh I've got a call... *Zap* Ow."

Not as bad as the Chocolate Case...

http://www.mightyape.co.nz/product/Chocolate-Block-iPhone-4-Cover--Screen-Protector/20804862/

Or the smartest idea ever...
http://www.mightyape.co.nz/product/iBottle-Opener/19435393/

That's right. An iPhone bottle opener... Because putting beverages next to an expensive smartphone is a good idea...


Oh and Screw Apple's iPhone tagline... [quote="Apple"]The best thing to happen to iPhone since iPhone.[/quote] The next best thing will be a grammar checker, because that's just wrong.