My first thoughts: Prison Architect [Alpha]

Now, this game is still Alpha [Alpha 11 at time of writing], as such, by the time this game gets finally released, chances are any issues I have raised have probably long gone, as such, this doesn't constitute a Review...
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I'm totally not adding things only for Google SEO...

Even suggesting it insulting...
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What's that COMP301? We are going to do work out of a textbook...

How much does that Textbook cost?
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You know when your day is going good when...

Your desk looks like this:
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